Heavens

And the outrage continues over Rockstar Games' latest creation (which has been out for almost a year) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Never mind that the game features murder, carjacking, theft, random violence, and pimping as a way to advance. No -- once it was discovered that those rough, low-polygonal, low-detail characters simulate a sex scene, well, that was beyond the pale. Kids who have this game purchased for them by their parents (it was already rated M for Mature), and have access to an unmonitored internet connection (so that they could download the mod required to unlock the scene) must be protected!

Please. If these kids are savvy enough to download and install the mod, they're savvy enough to bittorrent "Weapons of Ass Destruction IV". There's no substitute for parental responsibility, Ms. Clinton.