Chemical Weapons found in Iraq!

U.S.: Iraq Facility Could Have Made Bombs - New York Times

That's right folks, weapons of mass destruction may have been found in Iraq after all! Fox News may now offically rejoice!

...Or can it?

Turns out, this chemical weapons plant is not linked to Saddam's government, but rather to the much more recent insurgency formed in backlash to our invasion and occupation of the country. Yet another thing that we've exported to our new democratic paradise, along with dysentery, lack of electricity, lack of women's rights, and al-qaeda brand terrorism.